Inventory
Here is the inventory of my computer desk:
-A key, one of which I have stared at for weeks and have no idea where it goes to.
-A 12-inch Macbook
-An old popsicle stick- circa summer time?
-A calculator
-Five black Sharpies (because you never know when you will need five at once, of course)
-A cup reading, “Life is good.”
-A pencil
-Three stained coffee cups
-My cell phone
-A bottle of Tums
- I pod
-A matchbox car(your guess is as good as mine)
-A letter to an old friend that I have lost touch with
-Two pieces of Eclipse Spearmint gum
-Matches
-Classified section of the newspaper
-Scissors
-Two coasters
-Five envelopes, empty
-My cell phone charger
-A stack of bills
-Three Red Bull cans(empty of course)
Conclusion:
Ohh this poor girl. And yet she wonders why she has heartburn. Coffee coffee and more coffee! On top of that, she will kill herself with the liquid, legal crack that they call, Red Bull. She takes another Tums because if the bright computer screen piercing her eyes won’t make her crazy, the heartburn will. If only she would pay those bills, her anxiety and late nights of trying to find a better paying job would be gone. She has circled every single job that she could ever imagine herself having, and she hasn’t even noticed that the black Sharpie ink has run right through her newspaper-right onto her desk! She stares at her “Life is Good” mug and smirks at the irony. Ohh if only life WAS good.
I probably have 120 pens and pencils on my dining room table and probably half of those are out of ink or have broken leads. So, your five Sharpies don't impress ME!
ReplyDeleteYou do a fine job here, nice tone, nice way of summarizing, keeping it light and moving along. This is a real graf, structured and put-together.
Please get rid of the word verification--dashboard/settings/comments/word verification--click no or never
ReplyDeleteThanks! Wow I thought five was a lot. Hm, I thought that it was turned off. Let me check again.
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